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I wish my boss would be found dead Want to shoot him in the head Want to punch him in the throat Take his money and buy a boat Open the register with a crowbar Steal the money and fix my car But then really I don’t see the need After all, I’m management I… Read more
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I’ve got a deep, dark void Down in my heart Deep in my soul God, come and fill it I just want to feel whole I’ve got a deep dark void Deep in my Spirit So silent, yet so loud I can almost hear it It says to me, “You suck” I just want to… Read more
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I had a date It went great We are going out again This weekend Not sure which day But that’s okay I had a date It went well I already feel happy At least for now She is fine Just taking our time Just stick to the plan It could be grand I had a… Read more
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Oh doggo-man, Oh doggo-man You fill me with such joy I love to watch you run around And play with all your toys Oh doggo-man, Oh doggo-man You are with me every day Even on my worst days You love me anyway Oh doggo-man, Oh doggo-man You are starting to get old But even after… Read more
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You’re fat, bald and ugly You’re not getting any younger You crave success, knowledge, and wisdom Yet you do nothing to satisfy your hunger The way you waste opportunities It’s the worst kind of extravagance You loathe yourself For good reason And the way you treat your body, it’s almost treason Big Mike, just go… Read more
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God, I love her, I love her so much But I’m afraid this love is one I cannot touch My love burns for her My body yearns for her But I must stay away For how long? Who knows? Maybe until my dying day My love for her grows But fear I do not show… Read more
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Panic, Panic, Everywhere Panic, Panic, Pull out my hair Panic, Panic, All Around, Panic, Panic, What’s That Sound? Panic, Panic, In My Head Panic, Panic, Go Take My Meds Panic, Panic, In My Head Panic, Panic, Go Back To Bed Panic, Panic, All Alone Panic, Panic, No One Knows Panic, Panic, Go Lie Down Panic,… Read more
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I had a job interview today I know I won’t get it But still I hope I still pray I have nothing left Nothing to hope for Nothing to live for Just nothing Pull myself up by my boot straps Put on my big boy underwear Wash the sand out of my pussy This is… Read more
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I’m sorry I’m not perfect, No matter how hard I try I’m sorry I’m not perfect, Sometimes I just cry I’m sorry I’m not perfect, Sometimes I get mad I’m sorry I’m not perfect, Sometimes I get sad I’m sorry I’m not perfect, Or the man you really need I’m sorry I’m not perfect, When… Read more
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Doin’ the Hibbidy Dibbidy Girl, bounce on my Bippity Doin’ the Hibbidy Dibbidy All sorts of Majiggery Saturday night Shenanigans Turns into to Sunday pew hangovers “Never doing that again”, “A new leaf I’ve turned over” Doin’ the Hibbidy Dibbidy Is that all we are? Doin’ the Hibbidy Dibbidy Fun in the back of my… Read more
