Category: life

Hangry and Tired

I wish my boss would be found dead

Want to shoot him in the head

Want to punch him in the throat

Take his money and buy a boat

Open the register with a crowbar

Steal the money and fix my car

But then really I don’t see the need

After all, I’m management

I could use my key

I really wouldn’t do any of this

All these things are just a wish

I really mean to do no harm

I hope I didn’t cause alarm

Maybe I should eat some food

It might even fix my mood

I think I might go back to sleep

So please, please, don’t make a peep

A Deep, Dark Void

I’ve got a deep, dark void

Down in my heart

Deep in my soul

God, come and fill it

I just want to feel whole

I’ve got a deep dark void

Deep in my Spirit

So silent, yet so loud

I can almost hear it

It says to me, “You suck”

I just want to give up

Part of me doesn’t give a fuck

God, drive it out

Make me want to shout with glee

Even if this is my final plea

I may not have done well

But I’ve done my best

Please, make me Blessed

I don’t want to burn in Hell

Please, don’t leave me behind

When it comes my time

When I leave this Earth

I want to shine!

Oh, Doggo-Man

Oh doggo-man, Oh doggo-man

You fill me with such joy

I love to watch you run around

And play with all your toys

Oh doggo-man, Oh doggo-man

You are with me every day

Even on my worst days

You love me anyway

Oh doggo-man, Oh doggo-man

You are starting to get old

But even after you pass on

My heart will always hold

Oh doggo-man, Oh doggo-man

The time is drawing near

I don’t know how I will survive

It will require lots of beer

Oh doggo-man, Oh doggo-man

I would bring you much fine wine

If it meant you could stay with me

Until the end of time

Honestly Broken

You’re fat, bald and ugly

You’re not getting any younger

You crave success, knowledge, and wisdom

Yet you do nothing to satisfy your hunger

The way you waste opportunities

It’s the worst kind of extravagance

You loathe yourself

For good reason

And the way you treat your body, it’s almost treason

Big Mike, just go to bed

Lie down and rest your weary head

The mind says “No! I cannot rest!

For my stomach churns, and my heart beats out of my chest!”

Big Mike, just let her go!

You know she’s nothing but a God Damned Hoe!

Oh, but no. I love the hoe, you see?

Can’t you see what she means to me?

I know I’m crazy. I should let things lie

But without her, my heart feels like it has died

The knife plunges into my stomach, deeper and deeper

I wish things could be different, that I could keep her

She’s no good for me, nor I for her

I believe “Toxic” is the word

So now, I bid thee adieu

Happy trails, to you, and you, and you

For the Love of Lourdes

God, I love her, I love her so much

But I’m afraid this love is one I cannot touch

My love burns for her

My body yearns for her

But I must stay away

For how long? Who knows?

Maybe until my dying day

My love for her grows

But fear I do not show

Fear I do not feel

This love, this pain, is surreal

This love, it mustn’t be

God, I’m on bended knee

Begging, asking, God, fix this please!

I miss her so much

I long for her touch

To see her beautiful face

To feel her warm embrace

Should I try to move on?

I’ve got to be strong

It’s only her love that I want to know

But, with every second the pain grows

Maybe one day, we will be together again

Until then, it will never end

This pain I feel

So real

So strong

So long…

Panic

Panic, Panic, Everywhere

Panic, Panic, Pull out my hair

Panic, Panic, All Around,

Panic, Panic, What’s That Sound?

Panic, Panic, In My Head

Panic, Panic, Go Take My Meds

Panic, Panic, In My Head

Panic, Panic, Go Back To Bed

Panic, Panic, All Alone

Panic, Panic, No One Knows

Panic, Panic, Go Lie Down

Panic, Panic, Stay Away From Town

Panic, Panic, Full Of Fear

Panic, Panic, Just Stay Here

Panic, Panic, It Grows and Grows

Panic, Panic, Don’t Let It Show

Interview Hopes

I had a job interview today

I know I won’t get it

But still I hope

I still pray

I have nothing left

Nothing to hope for

Nothing to live for

Just nothing

Pull myself up by my boot straps

Put on my big boy underwear

Wash the sand out of my pussy

This is just life, another one of life’s craps

Two break-ups in just a few months

Both women were my whole world, if only for that moment

One relationship was several years

The other just a handful of weeks

And now, I have to deal with the pandemic, you know, Covid-19

Self-Care is important right now

But why? What is the point?

I feel butchered inside

Just like a cow

This too shall pass

Even if I have to kick myself in the ass

Just keep my head up

Don’t give life the shaft

I’m Sorry I’m Not Perfect

I’m sorry I’m not perfect, No matter how hard I try

I’m sorry I’m not perfect, Sometimes I just cry

I’m sorry I’m not perfect, Sometimes I get mad

I’m sorry I’m not perfect, Sometimes I get sad

I’m sorry I’m not perfect, Or the man you really need

I’m sorry I’m not perfect, When we do “The Deed”

I’m sorry I’m not perfect, It tears me up inside

I’m sorry I’m not perfect, Maybe I should die

I’m sorry I’m not perfect, I don’t mean to scream and yell

I’m sorry I’m not perfect, And told you “Go to Hell”

I’m sorry I’m not perfect, Maybe I should go

I’m sorry I’m not perfect, But I love you more than you know

The Hibbidy Dibbidy

Doin’ the Hibbidy Dibbidy

Girl, bounce on my Bippity

Doin’ the Hibbidy Dibbidy

All sorts of Majiggery

Saturday night Shenanigans

Turns into to Sunday pew hangovers

“Never doing that again”,

“A new leaf I’ve turned over”

Doin’ the Hibbidy Dibbidy

Is that all we are?

Doin’ the Hibbidy Dibbidy

Fun in the back of my car

What do we have?

Is this real?

Is there a future here?

Or, are we just having fun,

Doin’ the Hibbidy Dibbidy?