Category: Work

A Scary Thought

I thought I would die at work tonight

It was really, really scary

I thought I would die at work tonight

The situation was kind of hairy

I just started this job last week

Working factory security

But tonight, my outlook was rather bleak

In all honesty, the situation was just absurdity

I thought I would die at work tonight

Or at least deal with an active shooter

Thank God it did not come to that

I just had to type on a computer

I know I blew it out of proportion

I was never truly in danger

But these days you never know

The thoughts of any stranger

I thought I might die tonight

I prayed and prayed and prayed

God came through and answered my prayers

None of them were delayed

Maybe from now on I should relax

And not be so uptight

But always on guard I shall be

Ready for any fight

Hangry and Tired

I wish my boss would be found dead

Want to shoot him in the head

Want to punch him in the throat

Take his money and buy a boat

Open the register with a crowbar

Steal the money and fix my car

But then really I don’t see the need

After all, I’m management

I could use my key

I really wouldn’t do any of this

All these things are just a wish

I really mean to do no harm

I hope I didn’t cause alarm

Maybe I should eat some food

It might even fix my mood

I think I might go back to sleep

So please, please, don’t make a peep

Interview Hopes

I had a job interview today

I know I won’t get it

But still I hope

I still pray

I have nothing left

Nothing to hope for

Nothing to live for

Just nothing

Pull myself up by my boot straps

Put on my big boy underwear

Wash the sand out of my pussy

This is just life, another one of life’s craps

Two break-ups in just a few months

Both women were my whole world, if only for that moment

One relationship was several years

The other just a handful of weeks

And now, I have to deal with the pandemic, you know, Covid-19

Self-Care is important right now

But why? What is the point?

I feel butchered inside

Just like a cow

This too shall pass

Even if I have to kick myself in the ass

Just keep my head up

Don’t give life the shaft