My girlfriend Trish is not a bitch
Knowing her is quite the pleasure
I would go see her any night or day
Despite even the worst weather
My girlfriend Trish is so amazing
She loves me as I am
Even when she sees me grazing
On last night’s spiral ham
She is a big supporter
Despite all my disorders
And what she wants is what I shall order
My girlfriend Trish brings me joy
And her dog loves all his toys
My girlfriend Trish helped me find peace
Peace within myself
She took me to church
I found the Lord
My life with her is not a bore
My girlfriend Trish is wonderful
In oh so many ways
Her amazing ways are so numberful
She is a gift from God that I will never be able to repay
Her talent is very outstanding
She wants what is best for me
But is never over-demanding
She is so smart
And has a wonderful heart
With her I hope to never part