Hangry and Tired

I wish my boss would be found dead

Want to shoot him in the head

Want to punch him in the throat

Take his money and buy a boat

Open the register with a crowbar

Steal the money and fix my car

But then really I don’t see the need

After all, I’m management

I could use my key

I really wouldn’t do any of this

All these things are just a wish

I really mean to do no harm

I hope I didn’t cause alarm

Maybe I should eat some food

It might even fix my mood

I think I might go back to sleep

So please, please, don’t make a peep